Bored Dead

You know Your In College Too Long When…

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* You consider McDonald’s or Burger King “real food”

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* You actually like doing laundry at home

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* The 3:00 AM last call is still early on the weekends

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* It starts getting late on the weeknights

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* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

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* You wear dirty Blue Jean shorts three times in a row and think nothing of it

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* You’d rather clean than study

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* Half the time you don’t wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

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* Computer Solitaire is more than a game it’s a way of life

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* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

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* You go to sleep when it’s light and get up when it’s dark

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* You live for getting mail mostly (E-mail included)

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* Looking out your window is a form of entertainment

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* Prank phone calls become funny again

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* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on

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* World War III could take place and you’d be clueless

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* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

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* Black lights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

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* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

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* You find out milk crates had so many uses

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* Wal-mart is the coolest store

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* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday

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* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you’ve been in college too long

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