Bored Dead

WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

better-than-sex.jpg1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing.

2. Nothing is free.

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3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you.

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4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended.

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5. It’s perfectly alright to look bored while you do nothing.

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6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work, you probably won’t get sued for it.

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7. Keep those hard-earned pounds — do nothing!

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8. No man would dream of forcing a woman to do nothing.

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9. The less effort you make, the better doing nothing is.

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10. Chances are, you won’t feel the effects of doing nothing nine months from now.

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11. Doing nothing when you are inebriated won’t lead to any embarrassing situations later on.

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12. Men and women generally take the same amount of time to do nothing.

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13. You can do nothing with your kids without getting arrested.

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14. You can do nothing in your car, on an airplane, in a school or work desk, in a restroom, on the toilet, in the bathtub, and on a hard tile floor in relative comfort.

15. PMS won’t keep you from doing nothing (thank heavens).

16. Being “in the mood” to do nothing is no big effort.

17. You can do nothing if you are paralyzed from the neck down.

18. There is no point in your life at which you are incapable of doing nothing.

19. People ENJOY getting phone calls when they are doing nothing.

20. Doing nothing will never be a disappointing experience.

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