Top NFL Complaints

Top NFL Complaints

1. NFL Complaint : After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

2. NFL Complaint : Calling “heads or tails” but never getting any. . . “head” or “tail”.

3. NFL Complaint : Players get “the wave”. . . refs get “the finger”.

4. NFL Complaint : Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.

5. NFL Complaint : With Reggie White retired, the penalty for “Illegal use of a racial slur” is meaningless.

6. NFL Complaint : Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin’ CLEVELAND!!!

7. NFL Complaint : Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.

8. NFL Complaint : Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it’s black and white week after week after week!

9. NFL Complaint : Don King only bribes boxing judges.

10. NFL Complaint : Official rule books not made in Braille.

11. NFL Complaint : I’m the one that everybody wants to kill, so where’s MY helmet and pads?!

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