BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can’t fetch a beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn’t manage it either.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden retriever!
Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts?
A: Change!
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know which day of the week it is.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all the W’s
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