liquid Form Viagra
[caption id="attachment_2418" align="alignnone" width="150" caption="viagra"][/caption] Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There ...
Porsche 911
Porsche 911 Targa 1997 Porsche 911 Targa, Black with Grey leather interior, full Retractable Glass Top with Power Sun Shade, Tip Tronic F1 Style Trans, 3.6 liter with Porcshe Super Charger, Cruise Control, 2 wheel drive, Dual Power Seating, Air Conditioning, CD player, Power Locks/ Windows, Total miles 43772. A Pristine kept 911 Porcshe at the right price. Car can be seen at Superior Boats in New Port Richey 727-XXX-XXXX Car has been wrecked and retitled. A little over priced by 10 to 15k did a good job of hiding the damage though. The car fax gives all the info. The ...
Ridiculously Hot LATINA Girl Dancing
Ridiculously Hot LATINA girl dancing We will give her a shot, She has a good ora about her
Superior Boats
Superior Boats, if you'r looking for a boat and want an honest dealer who ships boats worldwide take a look.
How Shit Happens
How Shit Happens In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And the workers spoke among themselves, saying, "This is crock of shit, and it stinks." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Managers went unto their Directors, ...
Garfield on the oil crisis:
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's ...
Female comebacks!
Female comebacks! Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning? woman:unfertilized Guy:my place or yours?? Woman: both, I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours! Guy: is this seat empty? Woman: yeah,and this one will be if you sit down! Guy:Hey baby whats your sign? Woman:Do not enter Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Woman: Yeah, but would you stay there? Guy: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy! Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Guy: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there ...
SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE
- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you. - Fox is starting a new show about you: "America's Least Wanted." - You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets. - The babes just don't seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform. - You're taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders. - You have one of those handsome Ito beards ... and you're a woman. - The last time you got laid was during the ...
Condoms Types
Condoms Types (Just for Carl) Get healthy dude... 1. Capmbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good... 2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing. 3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. 4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun! 5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going... 6. Ford condoms: the best never Rest. 7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding possibilities. 8. KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin good. 9. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands! 10. Mars Bar condoms: The quicker picker upper! 11. Maxwell House: good to the last drop! 12. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today? 13. Nike Condoms: just do it. 14. Pringles Condoms: ...
Blonde Jokes
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" A person went into the office kitchen one morning and ...
WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing. 2. Nothing is free. 3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you. 4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended. 5. It’s perfectly alright to look bored while you do nothing. 6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work,... [Read more about this property...]
YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK…
*A clitoris is a type of flower. * A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. * “Spread eagle” is an extinct bird. * Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack. * A menstrual cycle has three wheels. * A G-string is part of a fiddle. * Semen is a term for sailors. * Anus is a Latin term for sailors. * Testicles are found on an octopus. * Asphalt describes rectal... [Read more about this property...]
Quiz for Men
Quiz for Men 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a)... [Read more about this property...]
Famous Sex Quotes
Famous Sex Quotes Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” – Sharon Stone “My girlfriend always laughs during sex—no matter what she’s reading.” – Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger “Hockey... [Read more about this property...]
