A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care… I just came from having a mammogram and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”
The husband said,? “What did he say about your 46 year old ass?”
“Your name never came up,”? She replied.