Female comebacks!
Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertilized
Guy:my place or yours??
Woman: both, I’ll go to mine and you’ll go to yours!
Guy: is this seat empty?
Woman: yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!
Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?
Woman:Do not enter
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: Yeah, but would you stay there?
Guy: If I saw you naked, I’d die happy!
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Guy: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore!
Guy:what do you do for a living?
Woman:I’m a female impersonator.
Guy:your body is like a temple!
Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.
(If you bothered to read this far I am truly impressed), and to busy to load has confused the crap out of me.
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