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		<title>Bow and arrow Shot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How to shoot like a Girl, America&#8217;s got talent Bow and arrow girl. Bow and arrow]]></description>
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		<title>5 NUNS IN A BAR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[5 NUNS IN A BAR Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa , Katherine Marie, Rose Frances and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick&#8217;s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Mr. President Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. President Obama, U. S. Senate and Congress: I&#8217;m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my husband&#8217;s health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We&#8217;re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we&#8217;ll need your help to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>liquid Form Viagra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/liquid-form-viagra.php</link>
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		<title>Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini comes with no strings attached. The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini but disappears after just a few seconds in water. Trailer Dissolvable Bikini: does it work? from Clint.be on Vimeo. Dissolving bikini]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/itsy-bitsy-dissolving-bikini.php</link>
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		<title>BattleStar Galactica Bloopers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BattleStar Galactica Bloopers BattleStar Galactica Bloopers]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/battlestar-galactica-bloopers.php</link>
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		<title>Bounce Baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bounce Baby Bounce Baby Bounce]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/bounce-baby.php</link>
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		<title>People who move to Arizona</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was sent to us via Carmin and we laughed so hard we had to use it. Thanks Carmin from Sedona again. This diary of moving to Arizona has made it&#8217;s way around emails and the Internet thousands of times. I have seen so many versions for so many cities (even a snowy version for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/people-who-move-to-arizona.php</link>
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		<title>Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity &#8211; Walter &#8211; Part #1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity &#8211; Walter &#8211; Part #1 Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity &#8211; Walter &#8211; Part #1]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/jeff-dunham-spark-of-insanity-walter-part-1.php</link>
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		<title>Achmed the dead terrorist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Achmed the dead terrorist Jeff Dunham Achmed the dead terrorist by Jeff Dunham]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/achmed-the-dead-terrorist.php</link>
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		<title>Eric Cartman &#8211; Come Sail Away</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Eric Cartman Sings come sail away]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/eric-cartman-come-sail-away.php</link>
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		<title>Porsche 911</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Porsche 911 Targa 1997 Porsche 911 Targa, Black with Grey leather interior, full Retractable Glass Top with Power Sun Shade, Tip Tronic F1 Style Trans, 3.6 liter with Porcshe Super Charger, Cruise Control, 2 wheel drive, Dual Power Seating, Air Conditioning, CD player, Power Locks/ Windows, Total miles 43772. A Pristine kept 911 Porcshe at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/porsche-911.php</link>
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		<title>Video of Octo-Mom Giving Birth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/video-of-octo-mom-giving-birth.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears My Pu$$* is hanging out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Tampa]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-my-pu-is-hanging-out.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice Sexy Bikini Babe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice Sexy Bikini Babe Karla spice and friends and Yes Carl this one is for you and the cow&#8217;s]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/karla-spice-sexy-bikini-babe.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice on the beach</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice beach scene Karla Spice in a Bikini]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/karla-spice-on-the-beach.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears Pepsi Superbowl Commercial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Pepsi Superbowl Commercial Britney Spears Back on top for SuperBowl with her SuperBowl Commercial.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-pepsi-superbowl-commercial.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears, Beyonce, Pink &#8211; We Will Rock You (Pepsi commerical)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Superbowl Commercial with Britney Spears, Beyonce and Pink&#8230;Britney Spears has really tightened up her Abs and is looking hott again]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-beyonce-pink-we-will-rock-you-pepsi-commerical.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears &#8211; &#8220;Womanizer&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears &#8211; &#8220;Womanizer&#8221; Britney Spears has finally made a perfect come back, the Britney Spears way. Britney Spears &#8211; New Music &#8211; More Music Videos]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-womanizer-2.php</link>
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		<title>More Karla Spice with Friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla spice with friends More Latino Karla Spice, For Carl]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/more-karla-spice-with-friends.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice  2009 The New Year</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice A New Years Party in her own way OK , I will admit, this is for Carl for the New Years, God knows Barb deserves a Medal and a cookie and a beer!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears Live (Circus) Tour</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Live (Circus) Britney Spears Live (Circus) Tour]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-live-circus-tour.php</link>
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		<title>Ridiculously Hot LATINA Girl Dancing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ridiculously Hot LATINA girl dancing We will give her a shot, She has a good ora about her]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/ridiculously-hot-latina-girl-dancing.php</link>
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		<title>Vida Guerra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This by request, you are Welcome Carl&#8230; Latino babe Vida Guerra Vida Guerra]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/vida-guerra.php</link>
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		<title>Gigi Star Venezola 100% con Karla Lopez</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gigi Star Venezola 100% con Karla Lopez Gigi Star Venezola 100% con Karla Lopez]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/gigi-star-venezola-100-con-karla-lopez.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice (QUE HERMOSURA)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice (QUE HERMOSURA) Back by popular demand, Your welcome Carl]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/karla-spice-que-hermosura.php</link>
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		<title>Bikini&#8217;s and Beer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bikini&#8217;s and Beer Bikini&#8217;s and Beer]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/bikinis-and-beer.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears &#8211; Womanizer video (OFFICIAL) 2008</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears &#8211; Womanizer video (OFFICIAL) 2008 Britney Spears]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-womanizer-video-official-2008.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears Womanizer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears - Womanizer 
Sexy Britney Spears, has another hit and looks better then ever!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-womanizer.php</link>
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		<title>Superior Boats</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Superior Boats, if you&#8217;r looking for a boat and want an honest dealer who ships boats worldwide take a look.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/superior-boats.php</link>
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		<title>Viagra! Best Commercial!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Power of Viagra! Superior Boats]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/viagra-best-commercial.php</link>
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		<title>Banned Blowjob Commercial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BoredDead, Banned Blowjob Commercial Banned Blowjob Commercial]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 SuperBowl BANNED Commercials</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 SuperBowl BANNED Commercials]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/top-10-superbowl-banned-commercials.php</link>
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		<title>Cool vid&#8217;s some sexy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sexy hot vids, some cool some Hott Cool boats hot babes Superior-Boats.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/cool-vids-some-sexy.php</link>
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		<title>Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 2 Promo 9</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Summer Glau]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/terminator-the-sarah-connor-chronicles-season-2-promo-9.php</link>
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		<title>Summer Glau season two of the Sara Connor cronicles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hot Summer Glau]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/summer-glau-season-two-of-the-sara-connor-cronicles.php</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears- Piece of me pics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears- Piece of me pics]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/britney-spears-piece-of-me-pics.php</link>
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		<title>Paul Hunt (OMG)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Paul Hunt (OMG)]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/paul-hunt-omg.php</link>
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		<title>Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/paul-hunt-gymnastics-comedy-beam-routine.php</link>
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		<title>US Olympics Contender floor Exercises</title>
		<description><![CDATA[US Olympics Contender floor Exercises]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/us-olympics-contender-floor-exercises.php</link>
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		<title>Tila Tequila Stripping!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila Stripping!!!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/tila-tequila-stripping.php</link>
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		<title>Hot Rod Ft. Tila Tequila I LIKE 2 F#$K</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/hot-rod-ft-tila-tequila-i-like-2-fk.php</link>
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		<title>Tila Tequila Paralyze Official Video</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/tila-tequila-paralyze-official-video.php</link>
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		<title>Tila Tequila &#8211; &#8220;I Love U&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila - I Love U]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/tila-tequila-i-love-u.php</link>
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		<title>Tila Tequila &#8211; Hot for Teacher</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/tila-tequila-hot-for-teacher.php</link>
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		<title>Great Blowjob</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend was giving me a great blowjob last night. Wait a minute she said,youâ€™re married arenâ€™t you. Yes,I replied. Well why doesnâ€™t your wife give you oral sex. Donâ€™t be stupid,thatâ€™s the mouth that kisses me goodnight.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/great-blowjob.php</link>
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		<title>How Shit Happens</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Shit Happens]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/how-shit-happens.php</link>
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		<title>Men &amp; Women: The Difference!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MAGAZINES: Men&#8217;s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women&#8217;s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn&#8217;t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/men-women-the-difference-2.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice a Latino Goddess</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/karla-spice-a-latino-goddess.php</link>
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		<title>Garfield on the oil crisis:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of folks can&#8217;t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there&#8217;s a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn&#8217;t know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/garfield-on-the-oil-crisis.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice Video</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice Video]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/karla-spice-video.php</link>
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		<title>Karla Spice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Karla Spice]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/karla-spice.php</link>
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		<title>Female comebacks!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[you have to give me some credit]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/female-comebacks.php</link>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you. - Fox is starting a new show about you: &#8220;America&#8217;s Least Wanted.&#8221; - You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets. - The babes just don&#8217;t seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform. - You&#8217;re taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders. - You [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/signs-you-are-a-loser-at-love.php</link>
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		<title>Condoms Types</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Condoms Types (Just for Carl) Get healthy dude&#8230; 1. Capmbell&#8217;s Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good&#8230; 2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing. 3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. 4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun! 5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going&#8230; 6. Ford condoms: the best [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/condoms-types.php</link>
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		<title>Blonde Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette &#8211; the blonde would have to stop for directions! The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. &#8220;Six please&#8221; she said, &#8220;I could never eat twelve!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/blonde-jokes-2.php</link>
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		<title>Man vs woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man vs woman : Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/man-vs-woman.php</link>
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		<title>Holly Crap Party on dudes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/holly-crap-party-on-dudes.php</link>
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		<title>WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX</title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Vibrators don&#8217;t have problems with gas &#8230; Nor do they hog the remote &#8230; Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/why-vibrators-are-better-than-real-sex.php</link>
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		<title>Hometown Hotties</title>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/hometown-hotties.php</link>
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		<title>THE ABC&#8217;S OF EX-LOVERS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A is for the automobile which he doesn&#8217;t own. B is also for brain, which was located between his legs. C is for the commitment that was never there. D is for the dildo he didn&#8217;t know I had. E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon. F is for his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/the-abcs-of-ex-lovers.php</link>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU&#8217;VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[* Not only is she a little young, but you&#8217;re sure that you used to date her mother. * You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her. * She has a thicker mustache than you. * When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/signs-youve-had-a-bad-date-with-a-girl-2.php</link>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. * It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies. * An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. * The cat&#8217;s exhausted from just watching you. * A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. * You&#8217;ve both [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/you-know-youve-had-wild-sex-when.php</link>
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		<title>WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing. 2. Nothing is free. 3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you. 4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended. 5. It&#8217;s perfectly alright to look [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/why-nothing-is-better-than-sex-2.php</link>
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		<title>Banned VW Commercial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ackmed and his VW]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/banned-vw-commercial.php</link>
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		<title>20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy. 3. Two words: less sweat. 4. On deadline? No problem! 5. Saves on batteries. 6. No guilt associated with sayin gee, &#8220;I think it&#8217;s time for you to go home now.&#8221; 7. Two more words: stress [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/20-reasons-why-a-quickie-beats-marathon-sex.php</link>
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		<title>Jamie Chung</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gender: Female Birthplace: San Fransico, California Birthday: 4-10-1983 Birth Name: Jamie Lynn Chung]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/jamie-chung.php</link>
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		<title>Tila Tequila Sexy Bikini Dance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila Tila Tequila was born and started her career as Tila Nguyen. After a few very successful photo shoots in the Import Racing scene, she ventured into more adult stuff with shoots for Playboy magazine and so on. Tila Nguyen was born in Singapore where her family fled to after the Vietnam War. Her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/tila-tequila-sexy-bikini-dance.php</link>
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		<title>Ashley &#8220;Spitzer-Girl&#8221; Dupre Girls Gone Wild Video</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ashley &#8220;Spitzer-Girl&#8221; Dupre Girls Gone Wild Video]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/ashley-spitzer-girl-dupre-girls-gone-wild-video.php</link>
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		<title>F22 Raptor Air Demo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw this and just had to share, this is just fantastic!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/f22-raptor-air-demo.php</link>
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		<title>DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/do-you-need-a-lifestyle-change.php</link>
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