Bored Dead

Condom Quotes

Cover your stump before you hump.

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Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

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Don’t be silly, protect your willy.

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When in doubt, shroud your spout.

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Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.

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You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.

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If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

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If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.

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If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

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She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick.

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If you go into heat, package your meat.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

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