Britney Spears Cried Over VMAs

Britney Cried Over VMAs Performance

Pop star Britney Spears allegedly was “inconsolable” after watching her widely criticized comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Spears kicked off proceedings at the Las Vegas event on Sunday with her new single, “Gimme More.”

But the performance was viewed by many as a disaster — not least, it seems, by the troubled star herself.

A backstage source tells Us Weekly, “She was able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium. She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling, ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

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Britney Spears blows at MTV awards

September 10, 2007

Las Vegas - Britney Spears screwed up her comeback attempt at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night in Las Vegas as she looked overweight and drunk in her performance.

Britney seemed distracted and nervous throughout her new single, Gimme More.

Wearing nothing but a sparkly black bikini, Britney wasn’t a bad girl, she was just bad.

Spears lip-synched, and bounced around the stage in sparkly underwear.

Spears looked drunk and unprepared as she walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. She appeared to have forgotten her lines toward the end of the show.

Celebrities at the show were not impressed. Rapper 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused look on his face, Diddy was expressionless.

The show’s host even ripped her. Sarah Silverman didn’t spare Spears in her opening monologue, saying, “She is 25 years old, and she has already accomplished everything she is going to accomplish in life.”

Silverman even got in a dig at Brit’s baby boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, calling them “the cutest mistakes you’ve ever seen.”

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Britney Jokes

Britney’s so dumb that she stands on a street corner with a bag of chips yelling free lays
Q:How do you know if Britney has been at your computer? A: There’s white out all over the screen
Q.There’s a Santa Claus, a tooth fairy,a smart britney and a dumb britney walking down the street. they see a dollar. who picks it up? A:the dumb britney because theirs no such thing as Santa claus a tooth fairy or a smart britney spears
Q: Why did Britney jump off the building? A: She thought her maxi pads had wings
Q: What do you call Britney Spears with 2 Braincells? A: PREGNANT!!
Q: What did Britney Spears name her pet zebra? A: Spot.
Q. Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. why did Britney get fired from burger king?A: A custumer said change for a dollar and she took her clothes off!
Q: Why does britney have such a big belly button?A: Her boyfreind’s are blond too!
Q: Why couldn’t Britney dial 911? A: She couldn’t find the 11
Q: What did Britney’s left leg say to her right leg?A: Nothing! They never met!
Q. How do you drive Britney Spears crazy? A. Give her a bag of M & M’s and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: How do you drown a Britney Spears? A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!
Q: What’s the best reson to promote safe sex? A:We dont want another Britney
Q: Why does Britney Spears have TGIF written on her shoes?A: Toes Go In First.(Frm: Cutie Mari 25)
Q: What did Britney Spears say when she opened the box of Cheerios?A: Oh look, Daddy…Doughnut seeds.(Frm: Cutie Mari 25)
Q: Why did Britney Spears stare at the can of frozen orange juice?A: Because it said concentrate(Frm:Cuti Mari 25)
Q: Why did Britney die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan.(thanks to thug_girl_11_504 for the next few jokes)
Britney Spears saw a
Q: How did Britney die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How does Britney kill a worm? A: She burys it.
Q: Why are Britney’s boobs square? A:She forgot to take the kleenex out of the box