Bored Dead

Oh’ Britney, Britney, Britney what have you done with your life, not to mention your career. Well……. your career Britney Spears can be salvaged if you live long enough for it to blossom again. Britney, Your life is a train wreck at the moment that America has witnessed from your ripe innocent age of 16 to your tragic bad Mexican soap opera life of today 10 years later.

Even though we love hearing about your escapades through the paparazzi and amusing child care issues , do you really want America and the world to remember you as a total self consumed attention addict who hasn’t figured out how to keep her personal life personal and want you want to be leaked out leaked. We all commend you for your 3rd class Paris Hilton out takes and pics you seem to pose for.

Your music is still good and having negative press is not a marketing tool that is in your best interest. But if you insist with the 2-fer issues you will be popular for a little bit longer. ( 2-fer explanation= 2 Many issues, 2 many problems, 2 Much Drama, and finally 2 much crap with out enough actual product).

Do us all a favor and get a personal trainer disapear for 8 months and come back as the Hot slutty vixon we all remember you as.

P.S. Don’t pick you own close out ever !!!