Work Jokes

EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATION

January 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Employee Name _______________ Date of Review __________________
KNOWLEDGE:
1.____ The son of a bitch really knows his shit
2.____ Knows only enough to be dangerous
3.____ Only half a brain and is dangerous
4.____ Brain damaged. His coffee cup has higher I.Q.
ACCURACY:
1.____ Does excellent work is not preoccupied with women
2.____ Pretty good; only occasionally blows it out his ass
3.____ Has [...]

Things you really want to say at work!

November 4, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Things you really want to say at work!

01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.
02. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronouce.
03. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
04. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being [...]

Phrases you wish you could say at work!

November 2, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Phrases for Work.
Phrases you wish you could say at work!

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m [...]

Rules to give to your Boss!

November 1, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Rules to give to your Boss!

Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to [...]