SEX EDUCATION
liquid Form Viagra
August 28, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this [...]
How Shit Happens
July 23, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Shit Happens
YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..
April 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]
WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
April 23, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing.
2. Nothing is free.
3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you.
4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, [...]
YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK…
March 14, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
*A clitoris is a type of flower.
* A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
* “Spread eagle” is an extinct bird.
* Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
* A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
* A G-string is part of [...]
