Romance
YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..
April 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
January 14, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST – [...]
Men and Women
June 28, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
· Why don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
· Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, “I don’t know.”
When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, “Ohhhhhh.”
· Why are vibrators better [...]
10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
June 27, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
and yes Carl this one is a Good One !
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long [...]
A powerful romance!!!
February 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A powerful romance!!!
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
“Yes,” she [...]
A powerful Romance!!!
February 13, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
“Yes,” she says, I [...]
