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SIGNS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL

May 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.

* She has a thicker mustache than you.

* When you go [...]

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

November 18, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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Q: [...]

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