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		<title>DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jumping on the Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Good Advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Are you normal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If Men wrote advice columns</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 05:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Your GUIDE TO TRANSLATING &#8220;PERSONAL&#8221; ADVERTISEMENTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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