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Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini

August 26, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini comes with no strings attached. The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini but disappears after just a few seconds in water.

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Dissolving bikini

Bounce Baby

May 21, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Bounce Baby

Bounce Baby Bounce

Hometown Hotties

May 16, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?

March 20, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?

Jumping on the Bed

March 7, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, [...]

Resimay

February 10, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real
quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really

seam to respond to me [...]

Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College…

January 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College…

Are you saying that I’m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?

I’m converting!

I’m coming out of the closet! Just kidding…hello? hello, anyone there?
I don’t know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are you again?
[...]

Good Advertising

July 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Good Advertising, Great creativity

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Are you normal?

July 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Are you normal?

- Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
- 21% of us don’t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
- Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
- 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
- 3 out of 4 [...]

If Men wrote advice columns

May 31, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

If Men wrote advice columns, The world would be a better place. If Men wrote advice columns, There would be no arguments. If Men wrote advice columns, There would be only bliss. Take a look at some sample advice columns already written.

Your GUIDE TO TRANSLATING “PERSONAL” ADVERTISEMENTS

March 11, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

“PERSONAL” ADVERTISEMENTS

GUIDE TO TRANSLATING “PERSONAL” ADVERTISEMENTS
Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.

High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.
Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible.

Ample . . . . . . . . . . . . . [...]

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