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		<title>Man vs woman</title>
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Man vs woman :
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
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 This ones for you Carl 
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
  
Donâ€™t be silly, protect your willy.
  
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
 
Donâ€™t be a loner, cover your boner.
 
You canâ€™t go wrong if you shield your dong.
 
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		<title>Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys</title>
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All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don&#8217;t even got a car! you just be driving your mama&#8217;s Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper
You always wear the same shit on [...]]]></description>
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