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Man vs woman

June 9, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Man vs woman :
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay [...]

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Condom Quotes

January 21, 2008 by Jeff · 2 Comments 

Cover your stump before you hump.
This ones for you Carl
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

Don’t be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.

You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you’re not going to sack it, [...]

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Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys

August 29, 2006 by Jeff · 2 Comments 

Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys
All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don’t even got a car! you just be driving your mama’s Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper
You always wear the same shit on [...]

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Bored Silly

August 15, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Bored Dead is a site for all the working class people that have had their companies have blocked simple,Fun Games and Puzzles we all like to play on our down time. This site will give you plenty of thiings to do and read.

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