Just Good Jokes
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
January 14, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST – [...]
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
September 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man.
He reflexively reaches [...]
