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		<title>The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation I&#8217;m from the FAA and I&#8217;m here to help you. Me? I&#8217;ve never busted minimums. We will be on time, maybe even early. Pardon me, ma&#8217;am, I seem to have lost my jet keys. I have no interest in flying for the airlines. I fixed it right the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning to Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pilots rules of the Air</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RULES OF THE AIR 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn&#8217;t dangerous. Crashing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blonde in First Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn&#8217;t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m blonde, I&#8217;m smart, I have a good job, and I&#8217;m staying in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are blind pilots flying?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. &#8220;Oh no!&#8221; he screamed, &#8220;One of the engines just blew up!&#8221; Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real flight announcements</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the &#8220;in-flight safety lecture&#8221; and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: &#8220;There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane&#8230;&#8221; Pilot &#8211; &#8220;Folks, we have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A blonde went to a flight school</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Training a Blonde</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. BadAir: When you just can&#8217;t wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We&#8217;re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin. 7. Are our jet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jet Fighter Warranty Card</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 23:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[McDonnell Douglas AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES Important! Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but [...]]]></description>
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