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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a dentist. I&#8217;m the local undertaker.&#8221;</title>
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		<title>A particularly voluptuous lady entered the dentists</title>
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		<title>The girl looked at him and said, &#8220;You must be a dentist!&#8221;</title>
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		<title>A patient sits in the dental chair</title>
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		<title>&#8220;Open wider.&#8221; requested the dentist</title>
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		<title>A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist</title>
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		<title>One day, a man walked into the dentist&#8221;s</title>
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		<title>A businessman was in Japan</title>
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