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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a dentist. I&#8217;m the local undertaker.&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, &#8220;I forgot my teeth.&#8221; The man said, &#8220;No problem.&#8221; With [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A particularly voluptuous lady entered the dentists</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A particularly voluptuous lady entered the dentists surgery in an obvious state of agitation. The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist began sterilizing all the required equipment. When he asked her to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The girl looked at him and said, &#8220;You must be a dentist!&#8221;</title>
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		<title>A patient sits in the dental chair</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, &#8221; Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? &#8221; The dentist replies &#8221; Sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Open wider.&#8221; requested the dentist</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Open wider.&#8221; requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. &#8220;Good God !&#8221; he said startled. &#8220;You&#8217;ve got the biggest cavity I&#8217;ve ever seen &#8211; the biggest cavity I&#8217;ve ever seen.&#8221; &#8220;OK Doc !&#8221; replied the patient. &#8220;I&#8217;m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.&#8221; &#8220;I didn&#8217;t !&#8221; said the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>One day, a man walked into the dentist&#8221;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A businessman was in Japan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
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