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		<title>liquid Form Viagra</title>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU&#8217;VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL</title>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..</title>
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		<title>WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX</title>
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		<title>YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[*A clitoris is a type of flower. * A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. * &#8220;Spread eagle&#8221; is an extinct bird. * Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack. * A menstrual cycle has three wheels. * A G-string is part of a fiddle. * Semen is a term for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Classes for men at your local adult learning center</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classes for men at your local adult learning center Sign up now! Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. Topic 1 &#8211; How to fill up the ice cube trays. A step by step guide, with slide presentation for men only. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â· Why don&#8217;t men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! Â· Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, &#8220;Ohhhhhh.&#8221; Â· Why are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew</title>
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		<title>Dating rules for college</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dating rules for college 1. In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and the beginning of a relationship. In college, it means somebody&#8217;s horny. 2. In an imaginary world, &#8220;I really like spending time with you,&#8221; and &#8220;you&#8217;re cool,&#8221; mean I REALLY like spending time with you and you [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you tired of those asinine &#8220;friendship&#8221; poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here&#8217;s a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad &#8211; I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweatshirts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl goes into the doctor&#8217;s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red &#8220;H&#8221; on her chest. &#8220;How did you get that mark on your chest?&#8221; asks the doctor. &#8220;Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he&#8217;s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a Woman Wants in a Man</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/what-a-woman-wants-in-a-man.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 22:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I Want In A Man, Original List &#8230; (at age 22) &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Shirt Slogans for Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. 2) I don&#8217;t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4) Some people are alive only because it&#8217;s illegal to kill them. 5) I used to have a handle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/12-sure-fire-ways-to-know-youre-a-woman.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geography Of Men &amp; Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advantage: Woman!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why it&#8217;s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend&#8217;s clothes make us look elfin &#038; gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>40 Ways Men Fail in Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take notes, for all you Casanovas&#8230; 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you&#8217;re paying by the hour and trying to get your money&#8217;s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation I&#8217;m from the FAA and I&#8217;m here to help you. Me? I&#8217;ve never busted minimums. We will be on time, maybe even early. Pardon me, ma&#8217;am, I seem to have lost my jet keys. I have no interest in flying for the airlines. I fixed it right the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning to Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pilots rules of the Air</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RULES OF THE AIR 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn&#8217;t dangerous. Crashing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Husband Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s Thuth&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 23:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A good wife always forgives her husband when she&#8217;s wrong. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, &#8220;There was water in the carburetor.&#8221; I said, &#8220;Where&#8217;s the car?&#8221; She said, &#8220;In the lake.&#8221; The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. I haven&#8217;t spoken to my wife in 18 months [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Pumpkins are better than Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Pumpkins are better than Men 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. 2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. 3. One usually makes a better pie. 4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! 5. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Halloween Survival Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Halloween Survival Guide *When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it&#8217;s really dead. *If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetary, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/20-ways-to-confuse-trick-or-treaters.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/20-ways-to-confuse-trick-or-treaters.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS 1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.) 2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, &#8220;Trick or Treat!&#8221; Look at them, scratch your head, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*THE PROS &amp; CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE*</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE PROS &#038; CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE* Pro &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Long relationships Allowed to stay out late Easy weight loss Centuries of experience Immune to all diseases Always has amazing stamina Loves neck nibbling Rarely interested in arguing religion Never comes home with garlic breath Doesn&#8217;t snore; sleeps like the dead Con &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; You always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How much are you worth ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just something for fun&#8230;.. D on&#8217;t cheat this was too funny!The more dirt you&#8217;ve done, the higher you&#8217;re worth !!!! Okay so here&#8217;s the deal, you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way. The total [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blonde in First Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn&#8217;t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m blonde, I&#8217;m smart, I have a good job, and I&#8217;m staying in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 reasons to date a Dancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. weâ€™re always open to new moves &#038; positions 2. we perform to please the crowd 3. we love an audience 4. weâ€™re very flexible 5. we show off our legs 6. weâ€™re tight&#8230;physically fit 7. weâ€™re seductive 8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves 9. we work hard to get things just right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>27 Facts About Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They&#8217;ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming skull is art? 4. Men are very confident [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules made by Single Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Don&#8217;t imagine you can change a man &#8211; unless he&#8217;s in diapers. 3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 4. So many men &#8211; so many reasons not to sleep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are you Normal ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8211; Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. - 21% of us don&#8217;t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. - Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. - 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. - 3 out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr perfect Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Ms. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What are you thinking&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The question this time, from the men&#8217;s side of the table: what should you do when the women you&#8217;re with asks you: &#8220;What are you thinking?&#8221; Every male in the world has had to deal with this question, which is more often than not uncorked at entirely inappropriate times, such as when you are watching [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Internet Warning (Bad Upgrade)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad Upgrade Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won&#8217;t tell you size doesn&#8217;t count. 4. Cucumbers don&#8217;t get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A woman was walking along the beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie&#8217;s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, &#8220;Nope &#8230; due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Man Discovered</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS. The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman discovered CARDS and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diary of a Young Viagra Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diary of a Young Viagra Wife Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He&#8217;s impotent, he says, and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Valentines Slogans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentineâ€™s card at the store, In hopes that, later, youâ€™d be my whore. 7. This feels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Women Everywhere from a Man Who&#8217;s Had Enough</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/to-women-everywhere-from-a-man-whos-had-enough.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Women Everywhere from a Man Who&#8217;s Had Enough Learn to work the toilet seat. If it&#8217;s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don&#8217;t hear us bitching about you leaving it down. If you won&#8217;t dress like the Victoria&#8217;s Secret girls, don&#8217;t expect us to act like soap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules for dating my Duaghter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 19:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#8221;d better be delivering a package, because you&#8221;re sure not picking anything up. Â Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glucose levels found in semen.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glucose levels found in semen. Â A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, &#8220;If I understand, you&#8217;re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?&#8221; Â &#8220;That&#8217;s correct&#8221;, responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, &#8220;Then why doesn&#8217;t it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rules The female always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Puerto Rican If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Know You&#8217;re Puerto Rican If &#8230; You&#8217;ve ever used your lips to point something out. You&#8217;ve ever been hit with &#8220;chancletas&#8221;, &#8220;la correa&#8221;, or the cord of &#8220;la plancha&#8221;. You get really scared whenever someone mentions &#8220;El Cuuuuuco!!!&#8221; You&#8217;ve gone to Titi&#8217;s house and passed through the &#8220;bead curtain&#8221; in the living room. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few things that Men wish Women would Understand</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few things that Men wish Women would Understand Try and understand this. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are ? Or how can we know what looking pretty really means. Sometimes, we are NOT thinking about you. Live with it. If you think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Beer Is Better Than Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Beer Is Better Than Women â€¢ You can enjoy a beer all month long. â€¢ Beer stains wash out. â€¢ You don&#8217;t have to wine and dine a beer. â€¢ Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball. â€¢ If your beer is flat, you can toss it out. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ABCâ€™s of Girlfriends</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didnâ€™t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A True friend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you tired of all those sissy &#8220;friendship&#8221; poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad &#8211; I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marrying a Redhead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, &#8220;Just remind her who wears the pants in your family.&#8221; The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, &#8220;Here put these on.&#8221; She did and said &#8220;I donâ€™t fit into these.&#8221; &#8220;Thatâ€™s right!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Man joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wealthy man decided it was time for him to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. So he gave each woman $5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover &#8212; she went to a fancy beauty salon to get her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY CHOLOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents. 2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with. 3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names. 4. The word &#8220;commitment&#8221; doesnâ€™t scare off chocolate. 5. Chocolate is satisfying even if itâ€™s gone soft. 6. No matter what kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Sex Tonight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear&#8230; &#8220;Youâ€™re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.&#8221; She responded to my puzzled look by saying, &#8220;Canâ€™t you just love me for who I am and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UnHelpful Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, &#8220;Whatâ€™s the problem officer?&#8221; Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN Sailboats never choose to get their hair done instead of spending time with you. Sailboats never have a curfew. Sailboats never break a date. Sailboats never have a headache. Sailboats are always in the mood. Sailboats are appropriately greeted with a whistle. Sailboats never care if you arrive with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pure Blonde Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They&#8217;re doing research on black holes. Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alaska for a Romantic Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a Perfect Girlfriend Would Say</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[* I&#8217;ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. * Are you sure you&#8217;ve had enough to drink? * I&#8217;m bored. Let&#8217;s shave my little kitty, you big lion king! * Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle? 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It&#8217;s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it&#8217;s best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 17 Things Not to say to your Pregnant Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 19:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[17. &#8220;I finished the Oreo&#8217;s.&#8221; 16. &#8220;Not to imply anything, but I don&#8217;t think the kid weighs forty pounds.&#8221; 15. &#8220;Y&#8217;know, looking at her, you&#8217;d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby.&#8221; 14. &#8220;I sure hope your thighs aren&#8217;t gonna stay that flabby forever.&#8221; 13. &#8220;Well, couldn&#8217;t they induce labor? The 25th is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A girls point of view</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 &#8211; So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I donâ€™t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someoneâ€™s face. 4. Extension to rule #3 &#8211; No, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ever wonder what your partner is really saying</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what your partner is really saying? Here is what they say, and what it really means&#8230; Did you get off? = Because I didnâ€™t. I have something to tell you. = Get tested. Iâ€™m a Romantic. = Iâ€™m poor. Iâ€™ll give you a call. = Iâ€™d rather have my nipples eaten off by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evolution of a Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evolution of a Marriage When you are dating&#8230;.. Farting is never an issue When you are married &#8230;.You make sure there&#8217;s nothing flammable near your husband&#8230;&#8230; at all times When you are dating&#8230;.. He takes you out to have a good time When you are married &#8230;.He brings home a 6 pack, and says &#8220;What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Can&#8217;t Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Men Can&#8217;t Win &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don&#8217;t work enough, you&#8217;re a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it&#8217;s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>INTERNATIONAL DATING GUIDE CAUCASIAN WOMAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 19:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[INTERNATIONAL DATING GUIDE CAUCASIAN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her good night. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. JAPANESE WOMAN: First date: She&#8217;s shy, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in &#8220;Deliverance.&#8221;) 9. There&#8217;s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.) 8. I&#8217;m not attracted to you in &#8216;that&#8217; way. (You are the ugliest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheese sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: &#8211; $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: &#8211; $2.50. Hand Job: &#8211; $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to shower like a woman&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to shower like a woman&#8230; 1) Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks, cottons and silks. 2) Walk to bathroom wearing long cotton robe. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3) Gaze at your [...]]]></description>
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