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		<title>What the advert said versus what it really means</title>
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needs minor work = needs significant work
needs nothing = except a tow truck
easy project car = completely disassembled, bring many boxes
minor rust = don&#8217;t sit down!
minor rust = major rust you canâ€™t see&#8230;
low mileage = only 170,000
convertible = after driving under truck
runs great = too bad it doesnâ€™t roll
alarm = wires are cut to sell [...]]]></description>
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