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Car Jokes

What the advert said versus what it really means

September 3, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

needs minor work = needs significant work
needs nothing = except a tow truck
easy project car = completely disassembled, bring many boxes
minor rust = don’t sit down!
minor rust = major rust you can’t see…
low mileage = only 170,000
convertible = after driving under truck
runs great = too bad it doesn’t roll
alarm = wires are cut to sell [...]

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