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Redneck Dictionary submission Jeff Foxworthy

June 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Redneck Dictionary submission

def.-gynecologist
Man-”honey, did ya go to the box doctor yet?
Woman- Im’a gyna- -call a-gist as soon as we git home.

def. -ovarian
Jed- Where’s yer wife?
Clyde- She’s over-ian the shed.

Jeff Foxworthy

June 17, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Mayionasse: mayionasse alot of people ’round here

Snasty: man come here and smell this this snasty!
Innuendo: hey! i saw a bird fly innuendo
Rnk: you can spell Rnk but you’d have to buy a vowel to do it
Junior: junior friends want to join us?
Senior: you should have senior face

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