Interesting
How Shit Happens
July 23, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Shit Happens
SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE
June 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.
- Fox is starting a new show about you: “America’s Least Wanted.”
- You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.
- The babes just don’t seem to go for your [...]
This may actually be worth a try…Gas prices
March 16, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
THIS IS NOT THE ‘DON’T BUY’ GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who [...]
YOU KNOW YOU’RE KINKY WHEN…
March 12, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography.
- You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn’t.
- Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that’s an acceptable risk.
- You read Andrea Dworkin for the [...]
Jumping on the Bed
March 7, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, [...]
Resimay
February 10, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real
quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me [...]
Condom Quotes
January 21, 2008 by Jeff · 2 Comments
Cover your stump before you hump.
This ones for you Carl
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you’re not going to sack it, [...]
Coffee is better than Women
November 23, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:
~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.
~ You won’t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.
~ Coffee never runs out.
~ No matter how ugly you are, [...]
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
November 18, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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Q: [...]
Perfect Woman
October 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say …1. I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored… Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, [...]
Birthday
October 1, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.
‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he [...]
10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
June 27, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
and yes Carl this one is a Good One !
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long [...]
Bad Date Signs!
June 20, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date
her mother.
…You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little
league with her.
…She has a thicker moustache than you.
…When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract [...]
All About Women
May 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on [...]
What Men Say
May 4, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Find out what may really mean when they say…
“I’M GOING FISHING”
Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and [...]
