Resimay

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Resimay



Deer Sir,


I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real

quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really

seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my

persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and

wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

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Employer’s response:……

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Dear Peggy May,
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It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check


QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Author: admin  //  Category: Bored Dead, Girl talk, Inner Blonde, Interesting, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

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Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

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Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.

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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can’t fetch a beer from the fridge.

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Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn’t manage it either.

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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden retriever!

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Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts?
A: Change!

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Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know which day of the week it is.

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Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week!

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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all the W’s

Inner Blonde Quiz

Author: admin  //  Category: Bored Dead, Inner Blonde, Tests

Inner Blonde Quiz

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Time to do the inner-blonde test! Pay close attention! There are 10 questions, so you should be able to answer them all in 5 minutes. DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document, that would be cheating! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference!

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1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?

3. I went to bed at eight o’clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o’clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm?

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what’s the name of the driver?

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ANSWERS :

1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.

2. 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o’clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o’clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.

3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.

4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.

5. 9 live sheep.

6. The match.

7. White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.

8. 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

9. None. It was Noah, not Moses.

10. YOU are the driver.

Grading Scale (out of 10)
10 Genius
9 Mensa Member
8 Engineer
7 Student
6 High school pupil
5 Primary school pupil
4 Teacher
3 College lecturer
2 University lecturer
1 Member of Congress
0 Blonde