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Hideous puns for all you lexiophiles (lovers of words)

June 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Hideous puns for all you lexiophiles (lovers of words)

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward [or dyslexic] poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s [...]

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