Good Girl
Bow and arrow Shot
October 6, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
How to shoot like a Girl, America’s got talent Bow and arrow girl.
Bow and arrow
Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini
August 26, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini comes with no strings attached. The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini but disappears after just a few seconds in water.
Trailer Dissolvable Bikini: does it work? from Clint.be on Vimeo.
Dissolving bikini
Banned Blowjob Commercial
October 4, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
BoredDead, Banned Blowjob Commercial
Banned Blowjob Commercial
12 Reasons to Date a Dancer
January 30, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. we’re always open to new moves & positions
2. we perform to please the crowd
3. we love an audience
4. we’re very flexible
5. we show off our legs
6. we’re tight…physically fit
7. we’re seductive
8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves
9. we work hard to get things just right
10. [...]
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
January 19, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
5. Whine.
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She Ain’t Easy – But …
November 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
She Ain’t Easy – But …Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!!
She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She’s [...]
Be Politically Correct With Women
November 3, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]
Perfect Woman
October 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say …1. I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored… Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, [...]
Sexual Olympics
October 10, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Sexual Olympics
A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.
“Silver,” she said.
“Why not gold?”
“Because I want you to come second for once!”
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
September 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man.
He reflexively reaches [...]
Good Girl, Bad Girl
March 13, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Good Girl, Bad Girl
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
Good girls never go after another girl’s man…
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties…
Bad girls don’t wear any.
Good girls wax their floors…
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when [...]
