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		<title>Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Be Politically Correct With Women</title>
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		<title>Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS</title>
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		<title>Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew</title>
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		<title>Planned Parenthood</title>
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