Girls should Know
YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..
April 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
January 19, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
5. Whine.
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She Ain’t Easy – But …
November 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
She Ain’t Easy – But …Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!!
She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She’s [...]
Be Politically Correct With Women
November 3, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
October 29, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
1. Whine2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour [...]
Perfect Woman
October 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say …1. I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored… Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, [...]
Pregnancy and Birth – F.A.Q.
August 15, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Pregnancy and Birth – F.A.Q.
Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ?
A: You’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth [...]
Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS
August 13, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, [...]
Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew
June 24, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up put it down.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever.
3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = Sports.
6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
7. [...]
Planned Parenthood
May 29, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Pregnancy avoidance
WHAT EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW
January 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Unfortunately, many men who seem attractive on the surface are actually strongly homosexual, often without even knowing it. Men with lean waists, overdeveloped chests, arms and clean skin are actually unconsciously obsessed by male bodies. You should stay far away from men who are athletes or rock stars, and men who feel compelled to dress [...]
