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	<title>Bored Dead &#187; Girlfriends Report</title>
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		<title>Condom Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cover your stump before you hump.
 This ones for you Carl 
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
  
Donâ€™t be silly, protect your willy.
  
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
 
Donâ€™t be a loner, cover your boner.
 
You canâ€™t go wrong if you shield your dong.
 
If youâ€™re not going to sack it, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be Politically Correct With Women</title>
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She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE &#8211; She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
   
She is not a BAD COOK &#8211; She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
   
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY &#8211; She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
  
She is not CONCEITED &#8211; She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girlfriends Report</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s been 29 years since Consumer&#8217;s             Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have             changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for     [...]]]></description>
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