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		<description><![CDATA[Cover your stump before you hump. This ones for you Carl Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Donâ€™t be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Donâ€™t be a loner, cover your boner. You canâ€™t go wrong if you shield your dong. If youâ€™re not going to sack it, go home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be Politically Correct With Women</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be Politically Correct With Women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE &#8211; She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK &#8211; She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY &#8211; She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED &#8211; She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s been 29 years since Consumer&#8217;s Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for girlfriends has changed substantially. So we here at CU decided another report was needed. As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you need [...]]]></description>
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