Girlfriends Report
Condom Quotes
January 21, 2008 by Jeff · 2 Comments
Cover your stump before you hump.
This ones for you Carl
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you’re not going to sack it, [...]
Be Politically Correct With Women
November 3, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]
Girlfriends Report
April 2, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Well it’s been 29 years since Consumer’s Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for [...]
