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		<title>Men &amp; Women: The Difference!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MAGAZINES: Men&#8217;s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women&#8217;s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn&#8217;t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 00:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Vibrators don&#8217;t have problems with gas &#8230; Nor do they hog the remote &#8230; Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU&#8217;VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 14:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Not only is she a little young, but you&#8217;re sure that you used to date her mother. * You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her. * She has a thicker mustache than you. * When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;RE KINKY WHEN&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography. - You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn&#8217;t. - Sticks &#38; stones may break your bones, but that&#8217;s an acceptable risk. - You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography. - You call people other than your Father &#8220;Daddy.&#8221; - Reading [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Natures Laws on Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nature has many laws that hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon. A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig. A baby jackass will always become a jackass. A puppy quickly matures into a dog; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 Reasons to Date a Dancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. weâ€™re always open to new moves &#38; positions 2. we perform to please the crowd 3. we love an audience 4. weâ€™re very flexible 5. we show off our legs 6. weâ€™re tight&#8230;physically fit 7. weâ€™re seductive 8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves 9. we work hard to get things just right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love, Lust, or Marriage?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Love, Lust, or Marriage? How do you know if you&#8217;re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE &#8211; When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST &#8211; When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE &#8211; When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE &#8211; When intercourse is called &#8220;making love.&#8221; LUST [...]]]></description>
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		<title>QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Q: Why couldn&#8217;t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn&#8217;t know which one came first! Q: How can you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Â Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Â [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Ain&#8217;t Easy &#8211; But &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She Ain&#8217;t Easy &#8211; But &#8230;Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!! She&#8217;s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She&#8217;s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She&#8217;s done more screwing than Black and Decker. She&#8217;s responsible for more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be Politically Correct With Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be Politically Correct With Women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE &#8211; She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK &#8211; She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY &#8211; She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED &#8211; She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman 1. Whine2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perfect Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say &#8230;1. I&#8217;ll swallow it all&#8230; I love the taste! 2. Are you sure you&#8217;ve had enough to drink? 3. I&#8217;m bored&#8230; Let&#8217;s shave my pussy! 4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sexual Olympics A man went over to his girl&#8217;s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom &#8212; gold, silver, or bronze. &#8220;Silver,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Why not gold?&#8221; &#8220;Because I want you to come second for once!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, I want to have mad sex with you&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It&#8217;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You&#8217;ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure&#8230;Go ahead = I don&#8217;t want you to I&#8217;m not upset = Of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men are like&#8230;&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are like&#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;..Placemats. They only show up when there&#8217;s food on the table. &#8230;..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. . &#8230;..Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. .. &#8230;..Government bonds. They take so long to mature. .. &#8230;..Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You&#8217;re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. Your using your cellular phone to dial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man, REVISED List &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- 1. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why don&#8217;t men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, &#8220;Ohhhhhh.&#8221; Why are vibrators better than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t that sound a lot like a B-52?&#8221; Ask him if he&#8217;s looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan&#8217;s favorite chew toy in the lowest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Increase your Vocabulary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To increase your vocabulary with phrases you&#8217;ve heard but aren&#8217;t quite sure how to use, read on&#8230; &#8220;Cold turkey&#8221; Definition: Refers to the physical state addicts are in when withdrawing from drug addition, especially heroin. Their blood is directed to the internal organs, leaving their skin white and goose bumpy like a Thanksgiving bird ready [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things you&#8217;ll NEVER hear one woman say to another woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things you&#8217;ll NEVER hear one woman say to another woman That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I&#8217;ll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I [...]]]></description>
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