Girl talk
Men & Women: The Difference!
July 20, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
MAGAZINES:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn’t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked [...]
WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX
May 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp and [...]
SIGNS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL
May 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.
* She has a thicker mustache than you.
* When you go [...]
YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..
April 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]
20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX
April 6, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy.
3. Two words: less sweat.
4. On deadline? No problem!
5. Saves on batteries.
6. No guilt associated with sayin
gee, “I think it’s time for [...]
YOU KNOW YOU’RE KINKY WHEN…
March 12, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography.
- You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn’t.
- Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that’s an acceptable risk.
- You read Andrea Dworkin for the [...]
Natures Laws on Men
February 4, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Nature has many laws that hold fast and true.
For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon.
A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig.
A baby jackass will always become a jackass.
A puppy quickly matures into a dog;
a mongrel pup develops [...]
12 Reasons to Date a Dancer
January 30, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. we’re always open to new moves & positions
2. we perform to please the crowd
3. we love an audience
4. we’re very flexible
5. we show off our legs
6. we’re tight…physically fit
7. we’re seductive
8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves
9. we work hard to get things just right
10. [...]
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
January 19, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
5. Whine.
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Love, Lust, or Marriage?
January 14, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST – [...]
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
November 18, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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Q: [...]
She Ain’t Easy – But …
November 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
She Ain’t Easy – But …Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!!
She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She’s [...]
Be Politically Correct With Women
November 3, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
October 29, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
1. Whine2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour [...]
Perfect Woman
October 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say …1. I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored… Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, [...]
