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Why Parents Drink

July 31, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear [...]

Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less

July 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less

Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less

Number 10. Be a frosh (freshman).

It’s not true that every frosh can be knocked into unconsciousness by waving a tom collins under their nose, but as those of us who go hunting for frosh on [...]

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