5 NUNS IN A BAR
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa , Katherine Marie, Rose Frances
and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s
Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in
July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was
making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were
the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood..
All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when
Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front
door They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and
almost fainted at what they saw.


