Bored Dead

Classes for men at your local adult learning center

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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1 – How to fill up the ice cube trays.
A step by step guide, with slide presentation for men only.

Topic 2 – The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.

Topic 3 – Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.

Topic 4 – Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 – The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.

Topic 6 – Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 – Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 8 – Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 – Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 – Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 11 – Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 – How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 – How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

**Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**

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