Fishing

Why Boats better than women

June 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Boats better than women

Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women:

Boats only need their fluids changed every year.
Boats curves never sag.
Boats last longer.
Boats don’t get pregnant.

You can ride a Boat any time of the month.
Boats don’t have parents.
Boats don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Boat with your friends.

If your Boat [...]

A Fishermans Philosophy

February 1, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

A Fishermans Philosophy
A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:
Talk about changing spots
Prepare another rod while one is out
Lay your rod down unsecured
Go for a sandwich
Start to pull the boat anchor
Use the worst fly you own
Crack open your first beer
Crack open your last beer
Take notice of the chick on a passing [...]

Why fishing is better than sex….

November 2, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Why fishing is better than sex….

You don’t have to hide your fishing magazines.

It’s perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish withyou once in
a while.

Your fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people youfished with long
ago.

It’s perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

When you see a really good fisher person, you don’t have tofeel [...]