EX-LOVERS

Blonde Jokes

June 15, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

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THE ABC’S OF EX-LOVERS

May 9, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

A is for the automobile which he doesn’t own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn’t know [...]