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		<title>DRINKING GUIDE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DRINKING GUIDE SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward the ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Girls Drink Too Much!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Girls Drink Too Much!! Â 1.) I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS. 2.) I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING &#8220;WOO-HOO!&#8221; IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3.) Iâ€™VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONEâ€™S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BAR ROOM TRANSLATIONS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Robot Bartender</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robot Bartender A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, &#8220;Sir, what will you have?&#8221; The man thought a moment then replied? &#8220;A martini please.&#8221; The robot clicked a couple of times and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Downside to Happy Hour</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You lose arguments with inanimate objectsÂ Your job is interfering with your drinking.Â Â -Youre doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.Â -Career won&#8217;t progress beyond the court.Â Â -You sincerely believe alcohol to be to elusive 5th food group.Â -Two hands and just one mouth &#8211; becoming a huge problem.Â Â Â [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drinker&#8217;s Alphabet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drinker&#8217;s Alphabet (Click in inlarge) A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging C is for Class :What you&#8217;re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime of almost [...]]]></description>
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