Dating rules for college

Top reasons to Date a Contortionist

February 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

1. we are unbelievably flexible
2.we can perform in practically every position

3.we have perfect technique, good rythm, and great hip rotation

4.we are used to wearing very little clothing

5.we know how to use others equipment to our advantage

6.we dont mind getting all hot and sweaty
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7.regular splits are [...]

Bad Date Signs!

June 20, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Bad Date Signs!

Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date
her mother.
…You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little
league with her.

…She has a thicker moustache than you.
…When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract [...]

Dating rules for college

June 13, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Dating rules for college

1. In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual
tension and the beginning of a relationship. In college, it means
somebody’s horny.

2. In an imaginary world, “I really like spending time with you,”
and “you’re cool,” mean I REALLY like spending time with you and
you ARE cool. In college, it [...]