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2. we perform to please the crowd
  
3. we love an audience
  
4. weâ€™re very flexible
  
5. we show off our legs
 
6. weâ€™re tight&#8230;physically fit
 
7. weâ€™re seductive

8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves

9. we work hard to get things just right

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		<title>10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER</title>
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 and yes Carl this one is a Good One !

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#8217;d better be delivering a package, because you&#8217;re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long [...]]]></description>
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