DATING MY DAUGHTER

12 Reasons to Date a Dancer

January 30, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

1. we’re always open to new moves & positions

2. we perform to please the crowd

3. we love an audience

4. we’re very flexible

5. we show off our legs

6. we’re tight…physically fit

7. we’re seductive

8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves

9. we work hard to get things just right

10. [...]

10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

June 27, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
and yes Carl this one is a Good One !

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long [...]