Top reasons to Date a Contortionist

February 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment

1. we are unbelievably flexible
2.we can perform in practically every position

3.we have perfect technique, good rythm, and great hip rotation

4.we are used to wearing very little clothing

5.we know how to use others equipment to our advantage

6.we dont mind getting all hot and sweaty
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7.regular splits are [...]