Are you normal?

Author: admin  //  Category: "PERSONAL" ADVERTISEMENTS, Are You Normal, Bored Dead, Compatibility Test

Are you normal?

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- Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
- 21% of us don’t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
- Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
- 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
- 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.
- 91% lie regularly, so you can just throw away statistics like these based on their answers *grin*
- 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

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- 29% admit they’ve intentionally stolen something from a store.
- 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
- 90% believe in divine retribution (but apparently not for lying)
- 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

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- 82% believe in an afterlife.
- 45% believe in ghosts.
- 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

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- 29% are virgins when they marry.
- 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren’t.
- 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.

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- Over 50% believe in spanking – but only a child over 2 years old.
- 35% give to charity at least once a month.
- How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.

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- 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
- When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
- Snickers is the most popular candy.

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- 22% of us skip lunch daily.
- 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
- 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

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- Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
- 45% use mouthwash every day.
- 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
- The typical shower is 101 degrees F.

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- Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
- 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.
- 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
- 58% of women paint their nails regularly.

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- 33% of women lie about their weight.
- 10% claim to have seen a ghost.
- 57% have had deja vu.
- 49% believe in ESP.
- 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.

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- 44% have broken a bone.
- 14% have attended a self-help meeting.
- 15% regularly go to a shrink.
- 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
- 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they’ve used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up. What’s up?

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- 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
- 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
- 28.1% pee in the pool. Think about that next time you go swimming!
- 39% of us peek in our host’s bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host… whoops, “uh.. just looking for the uh…”
- 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip it (his pants).

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- 71.6% of us eavesdrop.
- 22% are functionally illiterate. [Reminds me of the lady who said, "My son ain't illiterate. We was married two weeks before he was born!"]
- Less than 10% are trilingual.
- 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

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- 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
- 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
- 2 out of 3 of us wouldn’t give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. Now, make it TWO million and half the night… : )
- 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.
- 40% of us have had music lessons.

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- 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
- 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
- 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary, mostly men, (and they say statistics don’t lie. See 91% Americans lie regularly for details. Yeah, we know the rest of you men just
have wives who TELL you the anniversary is coming up!)
- 59% of us say we’re average-looking.
- Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful.
- 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

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- 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
- 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
- 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
- On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
- 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.
- 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
- The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.
- Only 4% asked the parents’ approval for their bride’s hand.
- 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
- 6% propose over the phone, [but that includes only of those who were accepted over the phone, not those who were hung up on]
- 71% can drive a stick-shift car.
- 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. [Must be the over 55 crowd : ) ]
- 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
- 1/3 of us don’t wear seat belts.
- 12% of men never use their car blinkers.
- 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
- 25% drive after they’ve been drinking.
- 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
- 1 in 3 have had an extramarital affair.
- 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs

Compatibility Test for lovers

Author: admin  //  Category: Bored Dead, Compatibility Test, Tests, Valentine

Compatibility test for lovers

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You and your lover, mate, spouse, friend, “significant other”, whatever, should each answer the following questions independently.

Compare your answers.

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How Compatible Are You?

1. The two of you can be instantly transported to one day together anywhere you choose. Which would you select …

a. Hawaii
b.
Paris
c.
Las Vegas

2. The two of you would have the most fun together doing which of the following?

a. Attending a concert
b. Attending a sporting event
c. Going shopping

3. Which of these is the most romantic Valentine’s Day gift?

a. A box of chocolates
b. A dozen red roses
c. Jewelry

4. Select the most romantic way to have Valentine’s Day dinner together.

a. Have dinner at an exclusive, expensive restaurant
b. Have a moonlight picnic on a deserted beach
c. Have a candle-lit dinner at home

5. Which do you consider the most romantic music …

a. Classical
b. Alternative
c. Rock and Roll
d. Other

6. Where is the most romantic place to make love?

a. In the back seat of a limousine
b. In a hot tub
c. In front of a fireplace

7. Which of these is the sexiest outfit on a woman?

a. Lacy lingerie
b. A low-cut, form-fitting, floor length gown
c. A short skirt and tight sweater

8. A man would be sexiest wearing which of the following …

a. A dress uniform
b. A business suit
c. Nothing

9. Which of the following is the most pleasant way to spend a weekend morning together?

a. Stay in bed late and skip breakfast
b. Go out for brunch
c. Run errands and clean house

10. Which of the following is the most relaxing?

a. A bubblebath
b. A massage
c. A couple of drinks at a bar

7-10 Same answers: You belong together
4-6 Same answers: Moderately compatible
0-3 Same answers: Find someone else

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