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		<title>Resimay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Resimay



Deer Sir,
 
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the  paper. I can Type real 
quik wit one finggar and do sum a  counting.
 
I think I am good on  the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
 
seam to respond to me  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College&#8230;


Are you saying that I&#8217;m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
 Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
 
I&#8217;m converting!
 
I&#8217;m coming out of the closet! Just kidding&#8230;hello? hello, anyone there?
I don&#8217;t know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are you again?
 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Remote</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All About Women]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Doing our part]]></category>
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		<title>Bad Date Signs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dating rules for college]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad Date Signs!

Not only is she a little young, but you&#8217;re sure that you used to date
her mother.
&#8230;You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little
league with her.

&#8230;She has a thicker moustache than you.
&#8230;When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Increase your Vocabulary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bored Dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To increase your vocabulary with phrases you&#8217;ve heard but aren&#8217;t  			quite sure how to use, read on&#8230;

&#8220;Cold turkey&#8221;

Definition: Refers to the physical state addicts are in when  			withdrawing from drug
addition, especially heroin. Their blood is directed to the internal  			organs, leaving
their skin white and goose bumpy like a Thanksgiving bird ready to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>College entrance Exam for athletes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bored Dead]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exam for athletes&#8230;
 
The following is a college or University entrance exam for athletes.

Time Limit: 4 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 bonus points if spelled correctly).

1. What is The spoken language of Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions &#8211; OR &#8211; Give the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know Your In College Too Long When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bored Dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know Your In College Too Long When&#8230;

Â 
* You consider McDonald&#8217;s or Burger King &#8220;real food&#8221; 
Â 
* You actually like doing laundry at home 
Â 
* The 3:00 AM last call is still early on the weekends 
Â 
* It starts getting late on the weeknights 
Â 
* Two miles is not too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Universal Grade Change Form</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/universal-grade-change-form.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bored Dead]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Universal Grade Change Form 
Â 
To: Professor _______________
From: ____________________
I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:
__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
__3. This course [...]]]></description>
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		<title>College Admission Test</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/college-admission-test.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bored Dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test.

Â The group must recreate a model of a robot in the next room, with only one team member allowed to view the robot at any one time.
Since different schools have different admissions [...]]]></description>
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