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(Politically Correct)’Twas The Night Before Christmas’

November 30, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’ (Politically Correct)

‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…
How to live in a world that’s politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”.
“Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle [...]

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