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	<title>Bored Dead &#187; Britney Spears</title>
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		<title>liquid Form Viagra</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,  and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a  mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously we can no longer call this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People who move to Arizona</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was sent to us via Carmin and we laughed so hard we had to use it. Thanks Carmin from Sedona again.
This diary of moving to Arizona has made it&#8217;s way around emails and the Internet thousands of times. I have seen so many versions for so many cities (even a snowy version for Wisconsin) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears My Pu$$* is hanging out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Tampa

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		<title>Britney Spears Pepsi Superbowl Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Pepsi Superbowl Commercial
Britney Spears Back on top for SuperBowl with her SuperBowl Commercial.

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		<title>Britney Spears, Beyonce, Pink &#8211; We Will Rock You (Pepsi commerical)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Superbowl Commercial with Britney Spears, Beyonce and Pink&#8230;Britney Spears has really tightened up her Abs and is looking hott again

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		<title>Britney Spears &#8211; &#8220;Womanizer&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears &#8211; &#8220;Womanizer&#8221;
Britney Spears has finally made a perfect come back, the Britney Spears way.

Britney Spears &#8211; New Music &#8211; More Music Videos
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		<title>Britney Spears Live (Circus) Tour</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Live (Circus)

Britney Spears Live (Circus) Tour
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		<title>Britney Spears &#8211; Womanizer video (OFFICIAL) 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears &#8211; Womanizer video (OFFICIAL) 2008

Britney Spears
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		<title>Britney Spears Womanizer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears - Womanizer 
Sexy Britney Spears, has another hit and looks better then ever!]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears- Piece of me pics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How Shit Happens</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 00:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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- Vibrators don&#8217;t have problems with gas     &#8230; Nor do they hog the remote &#8230; Nor the computer!
  
- We can get a bigger one or one that has     better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
 
- Vibrators never go limp and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears Jokes part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
&#160;
 What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.

&#160;
&#160;
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he needs except a father with a job.

Britney Spears had a baby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Many faces of Britney Spears part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is Britney Spears crazy or just addicted or in need of more attention. Could it be addiction or just affliction.
Here you have the many faces of Sexy, crazy, possibly addicted Britney Spears part one .
   
   
    
   
   
   
  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears Need we say more</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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For some reason covering Britney Spears we are just at a loss for words.
So sit back and enjoy the out of control lifestyle of Ms. Britney Spears
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		<title>Britney Spears Cried Over VMAs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Cried Over VMAs Performance

Pop star Britney Spears allegedly was &#8220;inconsolable&#8221; after watching her widely criticized comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Spears kicked off proceedings at the Las Vegas event on Sunday with her new single, &#8220;Gimme More.&#8221;
But the performance was viewed by many as a disaster &#8212; not least, it seems, by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 15 Exhibits for the Britney Spears Museum</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Top 15 Exhibits for the Britney Spears Museum 
Â 


Animatronic diorama       depicting Britney at 50 trashing hotel room after failing to get on       &#8220;Hollywood Squares 2020&#8243;       &#8212; you&#8217;ll swear the vomit is real!
Â 




A retrospective of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears

What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.
Â 
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he will need except a father with a job.

Britney Spears has [...]]]></description>
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